I have a new venture which I know you are going to appreciate. I am still hawking Fat Wobbling and Wobbling Fat Away by means of a Vibration Plate Exercise Machine but now I am branching out with my newly designed and patented Porking Stool.
What is a Porking Stool?
Need you ask? A Porking Stool is a stool you sit on while you are being porked? Geddit? I hope you will buy one from my official suppliers when they are released soon. In the meantime don't accept anything other than the Wilma Proops brand of Porking Stool and while you're waiting get in shape with the help of a Vibration Plate Exercise Machine