Polygraphs and Other Lie Detectors
Arrangements are being made for Wilma Proops to introduce the latest man in her life. The man (we are sure you'll know) will have to jump through hoops and in various other configurations if he is to live up to the high standard set by the list of losers who have dated, cohabited and - in four cases - married Wilma Proops.
NEW TESTS FOR WILMA'S NEW MAN
It is not known if Wilma's latest understands the nature of the tests he will have to undergo if he is to become Wilma's official squeeze. We will not reveal all here but can confirm that the new bloke will be required to take lie detector tests.
