A Reader Writes:
Dear Wilma Proops,
My friend is very talented but cannot break into the music scene. He doesn’t want to audition for X Factor or any sh*te Simon Cowell shows and he knows nobody in the industry. What should he do?
I listened to the tape you sent and can concur that your friend is very talented both as a musician and a wordsmith. I am therefore going to let you in on a magnificent marketing strategy I learnt from reading The Art of War.
Oh, I see you or he has already used the method and done so extremely well...