Why is Everybody Always Picking on Me?
Why can't I just keep my mouth shut and let people be? Why do I always have to stand up to bullies? Why do other people exist happily on the fence? Why do people (particularly men) feel they can order me about? Why can't I just do as I'm told?
You think you have a problem but let me assure you, YOU DON'T! It's them that have the problem, not you. In fact, you remind me of myself!
1) Do you really want to be a boring twonk? 2) Do you really want to stay quiet and not tell people what you think? 3) Do you really want bullies (idiots and the incorrect) to go unnoticed? 4) Shall I tell you how you should answer - in the order I posed these questions?
1) NO 2) NO 3) NO 4) YES
As for sitting on the fence, allow me to quote my close friend, client and confidante Al (Sir Alan Sugar to everybody else - including his wife):
- "You sit on the fence any longer and you're gonna get an arse ache!"
Katrina, Sweetheart, you can't do as you're told because you are a free spirit. So cheer up and get on with it.
By the way, can I congratulate you on your latest articles? Thanks for your permission to do so. They are simply excellent - here are the links to them for ALL my readers:
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